Chess Quotes 766

Here are some of the questions and answers to an examination paper in chess that was given some time ago by Dr. TARRASCH. (...)
"Q: What is the object of playing a gambit opening?
A: To acquire a reputation of being a dashing player at the cost of losing a game.

  Q: Account briefly for the popularity of the Queen Pawn Opening in matches of a serious nature.
A: Laziness.

  Q: What is the duty of an umpire where a player wilfully upsets the board?
A: Remove the bottle.

  Q: What exceptional circumstances will justify the stopping of clocks during a tournament game?
A: Strangling a photographer.

Chess Review, 1935.

Chess Quotes

...which of course was superceded by the more famous:
"After 1.e2-e4 White's game is in its last throes!"
— Julius BREYER